vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
its-a me twerkio
i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns