booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

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rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty.
― the best text I’ve ever received (via soulsscrawl)